TheTrixie.com - April 28, 2008

GSP? What kind of a name is that?

I have to post the comment Bunny left for my last entry here. It's too funny to be hidden in the comments where people might not read it...

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How did we come out of the same woman? Seriously.

Oh, and don't be talkin' shit about the UFC, bitch. Remember that day in the fifth grade when you were well within the circumference of Danny Eagle's iceball pelting reach while wearing your pink golashes which slid uselessly on the ice afront Phillip's Street Elementary--function > fashion, sorry to say--and your pigtails and arms were all akimbo in an overstuffed, fur-trimmed jacket the color of marigolds that hung in the midday sun, noticeable to Danny Eagle as a three legged Wildebeest with Tourettes? That was a day upon which you had mad respect for my front kick, didn't you?

Additionally, I'm not certain I would post three pictures of dudes in faggoty sweaters and polos with pencil-thin facial hair and pronounce their "sport" more masculine than MMA, but then I tend to be the one who sleeps with the straight guys. Cough *faghag* cough.

And do not ever--EVER--make fun of GSP's shoulders. Much magic lies within them.

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Now that I've stopped laughing I have a few comments:

Let's be honest here. Which is more gay? This?

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or This?

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I'm just sayin'...

Also, I was not wearing pigtails during the Danny Eagle incident she speaks of. Pigtails? In 5th grade? I don't think so. The fur trimmed jacket was hot though. And I don't know what this "front kick" thing is, but she nailed him in the balls, I cried, and then we ran home. That happened a lot come to think of it.

It should also be noted that I don't "sleep with gay men." It's only happened twice (maybe three times...there's one I'm still on the fence about). And they were both straight at the time.

Posted by TheTrixie at 7:36 AM