I was told by one of my Hispanic co-workers that this was the only phrase I needed to know for my trip to Puerto Rico. I think she's fucking with me.
That's right, bitches. I'm leaving on a jet plane tomorrow morning and I'll be lounging by the pool with a cocktail in my hand by late afternoon. You have no idea how much I need to get the fuck out of dodge for a while.
So try not to commit too many crimes against fashion while I'm gone. I'll be back before you know it...hopefully with some fabulous stories about hot cabana boys and salsa instructors.
Hasta la vista, bitches!
Posted by TheTrixie at 5:23 PM