TheTrixie.com - April 27, 2008

Periodically I'll get emails from guys asking my opinion on facial hair. First of all, why men read this site is beyond me. And why they care what my opinion of facial hair is, I don't quite understand either, but whatevs.

My stance on facial hair is not very strong. I feel like sometimes it's god awful, and sometimes it's kind of sexy. However, even when it's kind of sexy, it's complete murder on your girl's skin. You see, we get what's called make out rash. I recently has to slather my face with vaseline for two whole days after a date. I'm still breaking out. This is why I prefer the men I date to be clean shaven.

But let's discuss the difference between good and bad facial hair. Good facial hair means a little scruffiness all around. Bad facial hair mean a mustache, goatee, or any type of creative facial grooming. Not following me? I'll show you.

It's Sunday, so of course I've been watching golf (tangent: my boyfriend, Adam, won today, and looked SO fucking good doing it in a gorgeous Burberry sweater). So I'll use a golf example.

Sergio on Thursday = Good.

Sergio on Friday = Bad.

I'm not sure what's going on with the rodent that's taken up residence on his chin, but it has to stop. Did he get drunk and decide to shave his beard off? Was he running late and didn't have time to finish? Or does he think this is ok?

This is NEVER ok, boys. Never. Ok.

**Gratuitous photo of Adam in the gorgeous Burberry sweater holding his new trophy below...Isn't he just the dreamiest?

Posted by TheTrixie at 1:37 PM