1. When Tiger is not in the field the number of douchebags at the tournament is significantly less. You know the ones I'm talking about...the guys that yell, "Get in the hole!" after a par 5 tee shot.
2. The pants really do make the man. I never thought Ian Poulter was attractive until Saturday when he wore those red plaids. And I may or may not have had several naughty thoughts about him since then.
3. A golf tournament is the best kept secret in town for meeting guys. Seriously, the number of attractive women at Oakland Hills was miniscule.
4. Check the weather report before leaving for the golf course. Otherwise you might end up wearing a white sundress in 68 degree, rainy weather. And you also might be forced to spend WAY too much on an ugly PGA Championship sweatshirt to wear over said white sundress.
5. Bring your umbrella if there's even a chance for rain, because that pairings sheet your holding over your head? It won't do the trick. Also, the moment you're holding the pairings sheet over your head like a moron is the moment Aaron Baddeley will make eye contact with you. It won't fail.
6. Camilo Villegas has longer hair than I do. He also looks somewhat tranny-like up close.
Overall it was a great trip, and contrary to the beliefs of everyone emailing me, I did not have to miss my boyfriend, Michael Phelps's, swims. They have TVs in Detroit. Shocking, I know.
Posted by TheTrixie at 10:19 AM