Everyone has a top 5 list. You know, the list of the 5 celebrities you're allowed to (in your dreams) sleep with should the opportunity (in your dreams) ever arise. Although a male friend of mine recently argued that guys should be allotted 10 celebs and women only 5 because we women stand a better chance of sleeping with our male celeb fantasies than they do. It's an interesting argument.
Here's my list (Please note, they are in no particular order. Unless I happen to actually meet one of them...then you're number one, baby. You've always been number one...call me!):
1. David Beckham: Absolutely no commentary needed. He's quite possibly the perfect male specimen...as long as he doesn't talk. (Ok, so I added commentary...shoot me).
2. Michael Phelps: That's right. The body makes the list. Don't hate.
3. Adam Scott: A beautiful professional golfer/Burberry model with an Aussie accent? Yes please!
4. Clive Owen: I always say the movie Closer is the most unrealistic movie ever because no woman would EVER dump Clive Owen for that awkward midget, Jude Law. It just wouldn't happen. Clive is hot.
5. Geoff Stultz: I watched both seasons of October Road in their entirety (some episodes twice) because of him. That's love right there, bitches. At one time I was going to have a t-shirt made that says, "I (heart) Eddie Latekka." That's right...I'm as pathetic as you think I am right now. But come on, he dates the chubby girl. It's like the cutest story line ever!
That's my list as of 5/5/08. I'm a fickle bitch. It can change.
Posted by TheTrixie at 9:50 AM