TheTrixie.com - April 12, 2008

Of course I'm glued to both masters.org and CBS for the coverage this weekend. I have some commentary. We'll do this in bullet point form because well...I'm lazy. (Actually, I'm in a hurry to go drink).

- Who knew Trevor Immelman was such a cutie? I'm really digging the shirt and vest combo he's rocking today. He might become one of my new faves.

- I have an opening for a new fave ever since I discovered that one of my current faves (are you following me?) is a bible thumper. I mean, being down with JC is cool and all, but he's gone all Kirk Cameron on me with this website. (The boy CAN dress though).

- Phil Mickelson's moobs are out of control, and frankly, they freak me out. Homeboy needs to invest in some Underarmour, or maybe some thicker shirts or something. I shouldn't have to look at them.

- Ian Poulter's style is such a turn on. He's not very attractive, but the man can dress.

- Speaking of attractive...my boyfriend, Adam, may be the world's perfect man. Seriously, I think he might be. The only thing that can make him better is if I find out he loves buying his girlfriend shoes, and his favorite pastime (aside from golf or surfing) is performing oral sex.

- My first ever golf crush is commentating. Oh how I used to love me some Nick Faldo.

- I was reading GOLF Magazine (I told you...I'm obsessed) earlier today and there was an article on what could make watching golf more interesting (I don't think it needs to be any more interesting, but whatevs). One of the suggestions was a DalyCam. Can you imagine? Watch John drive...watch John drink...watch John eat some chicken wings...watch John drink some more...watch John's wife attack him with a steak knife.

Hey...I just managed to do something no other media outlet can do. I wrote a golf commentary without mentioning Tiger Woods once. Yay for me!

Hopefully I'll be back with some more commentary tomorrow. I'll leave you with one more gratuitous picture of my boyfriend, Adam. Now I'm going to go ride around the city of Chicago in a trolley whilst drinking lots of vodka.

xoxo,
Trixie

Posted by TheTrixie at 3:32 PM