Ask and ye shall receive...
1. Sweaterdress: Fucking Yay! I'm so stoked (who uses that word anymore?) about the return of the sweaterdress this fall. The sweaterdress is two great tastes that taste great together...like chocolate & peanut butter, or liquor and vicodin! The hot color is grey, and it can be worn with tights and a great pair of platform pumps (we'll talk about them later), or boots.
2. Skinny Jeans: I'm so sorry about this, bitches. Really, I am. I get a ton of emails from y'all asking me if it's really true...is the skinny jean really back? The answer is yes, and with a vengeance. The thing about the skinny jean that people don't realize is that, they really do flatter all body types. The key is finding the right fit. Seriously, I don't want to hear that, "I can't wear them" shit. Unless you are 400 lbs (in which case you should just toss on a curtain and call it a day), you CAN wear them. There are specialty denim boutiques in most major cities with sales associates that will help you find the right pair for your body. If you live in an area without a specialty denim boutique, you need to seriously consider relocating.
3. Cuffed boots: The hot look for fall. So 1970's sexy. Wear them with skirts, with jeans (tucked in of course), with nothing at all (you naughty bitches). There's a huge selection of styles to choose from with heels and without (I'm getting both).
4. Platform pumps: Wow. These are so hawt. And what's so exciting about shoes this fall???? Stores like Target and Payless are getting tres good at knocking off designer shoes for bitches on budgets.
5. Wool Shorts: Worn with tights and platform pumps or knee socks and boots.
6. Tunics: How fun! Over tights or leggings (HUGE difference between thick leggings under a tunic and capri leggings under a denim mini...HUGE difference) or skinny jeans belted.
7. 70's Style metallic dress: Wear with sexy stilettos and gold jewelry and look like you just stepped of the dance floor at Studio 54. Complete the look by sniffing and rubbing your nose a lot.
8. A Big Bag: The bigger the better...but not this big (Marc went a little overboard...).
Big enough to carry your wallet, phone, multiple lip glosses, keys, sunglasses, condoms, an extra pair of stilettos, bottle of multi-vitamins, a box of golf balls, the latest Lucky mag (which by the way, everyone subscribes right? Please tell me yes!), and your ipod. Ok...you might not carry that much shit around, but I just emptied my bag and that's what was in it.
9. Military inspired coat: best if it looks like it's actually a military coat. I would trade my first born to have my Dad's Navy issue pea coat that I used to wear in high school back.
10. Pencil Skirt: the hottest skirts for fall are fitted and high waisted. These are SO slimming, and look adorable with a white blouse tucked in.
So there you have it. If you buy nothing else this fall, you are set. Don't say I never give you anything...
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Comments
Yes! I love pencil skirts!
Posted by: kate ![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.thetrixie.com/nav-commenters.gif)
at September 12, 2006 03:55 PM
Two things. Why no picture of a sweaterdress? As a guy going to a private university I'm sure I have SEEN one, but cannot get a mental image. Second, that line about great tastes that taste great together, where you mention liquor and vicodin? Had me ROLLING! I might hafta pretend I made that up and amuse my friends with it. But let's remember that while it is indeed FUN to mix the two, it does cause some pretty severe memory loss. I've had entire evenings that I cannot remember a single thing because of that caustic cocktail.
Posted by: smujohn at September 16, 2006 03:41 PM
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