29 - October 4, 2007
My girlfriends and I have a theory on 29 year-old guys...they suck. That's the very technical, scientific, routed in history and research theory...they suck. A few months ago I went as far as to agree with Snitch when she said, "I have yet to meet a quality 29 year-old guy." That's a bold statement, but at the time, it rang true for me.
There are two reasons for the vast suckage of guys this age:
1. They are absolutely freaked the fuck out about turning 30 because, let's face it, guys are just as sensitive to aging as we are, they just pretend not to be. So in order to prolong the inevitable, they behave like overgrown frat boys.
OR
2. They are fresh out of their starter marriage (I love that that's an actual term now, wtf?--I think wtf is an actual term now too, but whatev), and are feeling the need to make up for their lost 20s, so they behave like overgrown frat boys.
Do you get the gist? Bottom line...they suck.
So now of course I'm dating a 29 year-old (I'm clearly a masochist). And I definitely don't hate him. On our first date I told him about my little theory, and he said he'd just have to prove me wrong.
Fast forward to last night when we went out to watch the Cubs game.
Where do we go? Durkins.
What do we do? Drink our weight in buckets of beer.
What time do we finally get to bed on a Wednesday when we both have to work in the morning? 4am.
Uh huh...
Posted by TheTrixie at 8:07 PM
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Hilarious... I had almost an identical experience last night at a hockey game with my guy (drinking a crapload on a work night and falling asleep in the middle of the morning). He's 28 though.. so maybe it'll get worse next year. Uh oh.
Posted by: Beccs at October 4, 2007 08:28 PM
So does this mean that The Trixie is off the market?
Posted by: Jason at October 8, 2007 04:33 PM
No Jason. It just means you have to work harder. So go brush your teeth and get in there tiger.
Posted by: that guy at October 10, 2007 11:00 AM
So its the whole "just becasue there is a goalie, doesn't mean that you cant score" situation huh?
Posted by: Jason at October 10, 2007 03:33 PM
I LOVE that analogy, Jason.
Posted by: Newshoes at November 4, 2007 09:37 AM
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