The Trixie
The Trixie

GSP? What kind of a name is that? - April 28, 2008

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I have to post the comment Bunny left for my last entry here. It's too funny to be hidden in the comments where people might not read it...

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How did we come out of the same woman? Seriously.

Oh, and don't be talkin' shit about the UFC, bitch. Remember that day in the fifth grade when you were well within the circumference of Danny Eagle's iceball pelting reach while wearing your pink golashes which slid uselessly on the ice afront Phillip's Street Elementary--function > fashion, sorry to say--and your pigtails and arms were all akimbo in an overstuffed, fur-trimmed jacket the color of marigolds that hung in the midday sun, noticeable to Danny Eagle as a three legged Wildebeest with Tourettes? That was a day upon which you had mad respect for my front kick, didn't you?

Additionally, I'm not certain I would post three pictures of dudes in faggoty sweaters and polos with pencil-thin facial hair and pronounce their "sport" more masculine than MMA, but then I tend to be the one who sleeps with the straight guys. Cough *faghag* cough.

And do not ever--EVER--make fun of GSP's shoulders. Much magic lies within them.

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Now that I've stopped laughing I have a few comments:

Let's be honest here. Which is more gay? This?

MAS220ScottTee1.jpg


or This?

ufc-rhapsody-sponsorship.jpg

I'm just sayin'...

Also, I was not wearing pigtails during the Danny Eagle incident she speaks of. Pigtails? In 5th grade? I don't think so. The fur trimmed jacket was hot though. And I don't know what this "front kick" thing is, but she nailed him in the balls, I cried, and then we ran home. That happened a lot come to think of it.

It should also be noted that I don't "sleep with gay men." It's only happened twice (maybe three times...there's one I'm still on the fence about). And they were both straight at the time.

Posted by TheTrixie at 7:36 AM

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Nice pic, though I'm not sure Benny was thinking about gay sex when Tommy pounded the fuck out of him for three straight rounds LIKE A MAN! TOMMY STRONG! TOMMY CLEAN AND JERK COW! WHOOOOOOO!!!! Tommy prolly showered, ate a quarter cow smothered in hot sauce and pussy and then chopped a forest up for firewood.

See, this is why you keep ending up in bed with gays. That golfer is wearing teal, TEAL! Teal is gayer than purple. And look at his super fabulous, slim frame. OMG. The hips thrusted forward, just so. He's a power bottom; I'd bet my life on it.

PS: Georges RUSH St. Pierre > Thergio Garthia

PPS: WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Posted by: TheBunny at April 28, 2008 04:14 PM

I'm sorry...

Men rolling around on the floor, groping each other = gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. Just because they throw some spandex over their wangs when they're not in the bedroom doesn't make it less gay.

And for the last time, "I do not KEEP ENDING UP IN BED WITH GAYS!"

Posted by: thetrixie at April 28, 2008 04:37 PM

I'm with Bunny on this one. Oh, and if my last comment was creepy as the person suggested, then my bad, it's whatever. Peace.

Posted by: Wayland at April 28, 2008 05:47 PM

If I had a nickel for every time I've heard you say "My boyfriend doesn't want to fuck me, but I love him because he takes me shopping every day," I'd be richer n' the Zuffa brothers. You don't know who they are because you like the fudgepacker sports that aren't even really sports. I mastered your golfitty golf in two days, woman.

And furthermore, the purpose of a takedown to Guard position is to isolate your opponent's limbs, or work for a choke. That's choking a bitch out or breaking their arms/legs. In comparison, chasing a wittle white ball around is gayer than me last weekend.

Posted by: TheBunny at April 28, 2008 07:04 PM

You are crazy. This is why I love you.

If you had a nickel for every time you've heard me say, "My boyfriend doesn't want to fuck me, but I love him because he takes me shopping every day," you'd be broke. I've never said that.

And who the fuck are the Zuffa brothers?

And you did not master golf in two days, Miss 12-putt.

Posted by: TheTrixie at April 28, 2008 07:30 PM

Asking which of those pictures is gayer is like asking whether the top or bottom is gayer. Sure there are arguments to be made for both sides, but they're mostly semantic.

Posted by: X at April 28, 2008 07:47 PM

It's only gay if the balls are touching, which doesn't happen in UFC because they don't do it ancient Greek style. That first guy though, he looks like a fairy. Plus, there's no sport that's more boring to watch than golf. Ugh.

Posted by: Grog at April 28, 2008 10:28 PM

Damn you bitches be crazy.

Posted by: CaptainCanada at April 28, 2008 11:42 PM

I don't know I mean.. male dogs mount eachother for dominance and that's still kinda gay... Trixies boyfriends apparently mount her if they can go for a mani/pedi after....i don't know where i'm going with this but someone here is gay and i'll be damned if im gonna figure it out.

Posted by: k at April 29, 2008 07:06 AM

No question about it. The naked guys embracing in a horizontal mambo, while glistening in sweat with looks of impending orgasm on their face is WAY gayer.... It just makes me cringe.. I don't believe I have ever seen golfers embrace each other.. Perhaps a very manly handshake follows a good game... A very manly handshake and back slap....

TRIXIE EDIT: Now this girl knows what she's talking about!

Posted by: Jeannette at April 29, 2008 11:30 AM

I doubt that this shirtless 'hot' golfer is gay:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6HXfA__e14

TRIXIE EDIT: I hate you for making me watch that.

Posted by: Jake at April 29, 2008 12:15 PM

great argument, i played golf, never wrestled. whew.

Posted by: johnny utah at April 30, 2008 11:19 PM

There's nothing gay about golf. Didn't you guys see the picture of that Adam guy? That adorable little hat, the way he tongued that toothpick ever so gently...

I could make a joke about Trixie's attraction to him confirming that he indeed, has one hand on the May pole. But, a joke could just as easily be made about my sign-in name. I think we're all bigger than that...

Posted by: Gentleman Dandy at May 4, 2008 03:42 AM

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