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Isn't this how abusive relationships start out? - August 6, 2008

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Last night I went out with PTS (who I guess is no longer a PTS...more of a TS, but we'll still call him PTS because, well, I like it), and this morning I received this email:

How is that you, a woman, slept over and got up before me, a man, yet when I awoke, there was no breakfast made and my clothes for the day were not laid out freshly pressed?

Posted by TheTrixie at 10:22 AM

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Man.. The more I hear about this fella, the more I like him.. Sense of humor AND no taste buds (aka- mac n cheese)... I assume he is a drinker.. And you just can't ask for anything more than that.. Except excellent fashion sense and a HUGE wallet... And a huge d*ck...And a dead mother... Lord knows an evil mother in law is worse than death....

Posted by: Jeannette at August 6, 2008 11:40 AM

I almost just spit coffee all over my keyboard (thereby electrocuting myself and dying) from laughing. Awesome. Awe-some.

PS: Have you tried that Frederick F-Idon'tremembertheword Dry Shampoo?

TRIXIE EDIT: Fekkai, my dear, Fekkai. The man is a genius. I haven't used his, but I've used Oscar Blandi's (which would work well with blonde hair, but for us brunettes, not so much), and I currently use bumble&bumble.

Posted by: Joy @ Big Time Fancy at August 6, 2008 12:58 PM

montell jordan is going to make a comeback!
new cd 'Pressure' comes out september 23.

my favorite of his was "get it on tonite"
classy music for a 14 year old to be listening to, that's for sure.

Posted by: little bee at August 6, 2008 02:19 PM

Yes, this is how abusive relationships where men get beat up by women start out.

Posted by: cdnchk at August 6, 2008 03:39 PM

are you ever going to tell us all what PTS stands for??? (or did I miss that post?)

Posted by: hanna at August 6, 2008 07:05 PM

I thought I told you...
Potential Trixie Suitor

Posted by: TheTrixie at August 6, 2008 08:14 PM

Here's my answer to that email:

"Bitch, please."

Posted by: Michelle at August 6, 2008 09:01 PM

if you like dry shampoo you should try Ojon too! it's fabulous!

Posted by: sephorapro at August 8, 2008 10:02 PM

That's great.

Sometimes, the BF comes home from work and looks startled, then asks me, "Why aren't you in the kitchen??"

He's a funny one!

Posted by: Azizeh at August 9, 2008 01:47 AM

That was fucking classic. CLASSIC!

Posted by: Janet at August 9, 2008 03:11 PM

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