Ladies: You are welcome. - January 29, 2008
I think I'm in love...
My girlfriend emailed me these pictures earlier today that are apparently from a Dolce & Gabbana show, but for the life of me, I can't find them online, and trust me...I've looked.
I have no idea who this guy is, where he came from, or if he is indeed human, but...wow. In fact, I'm going to go with "not human," because no human ever made men's bikini underwear look that good (well, except for David Beckham, but he's un-humanly hot too). He's not even technically my type. I prefer the "looks like you can bring him home to Momma" type. Although something tells me that if I brought Mr. Banana Hammock home to mom, she'd be pleased.
Wow...
I would have shared them with you earlier, but I've barely had to time to eat today. What, with googling various combinations of "Dolce & Gabbana, male, model, tattoo, underwear, hot, wow," and actually doing work and all.
Wow...
Just. Wow...
EDIT: Apparently his name is Nicholas Lemons. Is it bad that I've already said, "Trixie Lemons" over and over again in my head to see if it works?
Wow...
Posted by TheTrixie at 6:59 PM
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Haha, you're a trip.
Posted by: Wayland at January 29, 2008 07:33 PM
yum!here's his website...
Posted by: Megan at January 29, 2008 08:56 PM
sorry honey, you're not quite his "type"
http://www.hunkymalecelebs.com/nicholas_lemons/pictures/5.jpg
Posted by: bob at January 29, 2008 09:57 PM
So, should I assume you've seen the nude photos?
Posted by: Konstantine at January 29, 2008 11:24 PM
Yes he is hot. No doubt about that.
But.
All I am seeing is a Hammock, where is the banana?!?
Posted by: DolceBella at January 30, 2008 01:58 AM
1. He is NOT gay. I refuse to accept that he's gay. He's from Kentucky. There are no gay people in Kentucky. It's like Iran.
2. I can't get past the abs and the notches (those side thingys). I'm not even looking for the banana.
Posted by: thetrixie at January 30, 2008 10:19 AM
trixie lemons sounds like a callgirl with an std.
i kind of love it.
Posted by: Toni at January 30, 2008 05:50 PM
Trixie, you're going down. He's MINE! =)
Posted by: ringo and the grapes at January 30, 2008 08:47 PM
Yes, I agree he has hot abs and hot " notches" but for you to say you're not even looking for the Banana?!
You're terrible Muriel.
Am loving all those pictures at that one link, but I keep seeing the same thing.... Or should I say NOT seeing. He could at least stuff the hammock.
Geez
Posted by: DolceBella at January 31, 2008 02:36 AM
Sorry Trixie, he's got a tattoo of a flower on his shoulder. No heterosexual male is going to wear one of those.
Posted by: Argent at January 31, 2008 03:29 AM
Sweet Jesus he's delicious.
Posted by: Lizza at February 1, 2008 11:29 PM
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