OH. HELL. NO. - July 23, 2008
So help me, the first person I see on the course wearing these is going to get the uncomfortable side of my 9 iron shoved up their ass. Not that there really is a comfortable side of a golf club to be shoved up your ass, but you know...the grip might feel slightly better than the club head. I don't know what I'm saying. I blame the shock and horror of seeing these.
Golf Crocs.
Posted by TheTrixie at 7:40 AM
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I'm going to BEG my mom to refrain from buying these for my dad. Let the pleading begin.
Posted by: jcrew at July 23, 2008 08:15 AM
Dude. Thanks for making me contemplate which side of a club would be better up the ass. Damn it.
Posted by: CaptainCanada at July 23, 2008 09:39 AM
Not that the club end wouldn't be horrible, but the grip side is the grip side for a reason. It grips. And since I imagine you wouldn't be kind enough to lube it up, forcing the grip into a dry, unaware asshole might actually be worse. But who knows, I'm no asshole buff.
Posted by: Ml at July 23, 2008 12:31 PM
It ain't right. I don't know who invented these disgusting display of lack of fashion sense, but indeed, they HAVE gone too far. Be grateful you don't live in FL. Every other person you look at is wearing them..Imagine being on the course and seeing FLIP FLOPS!!!???? Oh, it's true...
Posted by: Jeannette at July 23, 2008 01:14 PM
I decided that these things are the adult equivalent to those fucking roller shoes kids are cruising around on these days.
I swear to God himself the next time I'm at Costco buying party food for 50 and one of those bastards jumps in front of me again I'm not going to be so nice to slam on the breaks.
Posted by: Buy Nike Golf at July 24, 2008 04:30 PM
Didn't Sketchers just release a bastardized version of the Croc? When the original is that bad but yet is imitated, it sorta makes you think of mutated viruses. And by the way, it's bad enough seeing these abortions on girls' feet, but the number of males wearing them...?!? Stop the madness!!!
Posted by: gravy at July 25, 2008 02:46 AM
I only really see kids and slug people wear crocks. Probably because Vans are too complicated
Posted by: not a doktor at August 5, 2008 10:41 PM
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