Fantastic. Good news right before the holidays, I'm sure.

I got fired on Dec 22 last year. Assholes.

As long as you still have that quarter-bouncing ass, the world is your oyster.

Damn, I had a Christmas like that once.

But you should have no problem lining your next one up. Lets look at what you bring: Smart, Funny, Excellent Fashion Sense, Nice Ass.

Who's not going to hire that?

I think one of the worst things is being unemployed and looking for a job

I've only been fired for only four weeks (before thanksgiving....that was a fun dinner) and yet I feel like a hobo with a sack of smashed assholes trying to clean the windshield of a flying car

I got 'laid off' 11/16...eight days after my Birthday, before the Holiday's blah,blah,blah, after 12 years with the Company. Sweet.
It's a Jungle out here. It's not easy bein' a Deadbeat. Good Luck to you, and if you know anybody that needs a spectacular Computer Tech, don't hesitate to send them my way.
Happy Holidays!

Its ok, someone younger and prettier always comes along. Now you just have to find a place where you are the youngest and the prettiest.

I'm sure this will not be a problem for you.

If this doesn't make you feel better I dont know what will (and no i really truely do not want pity I hate it). Me and My fiance lost our job half way thru my pregnant. I just had my little boy three weeks ago today. He was born with gastroschisis (his bowels were pertruding thru a hole outside of his body). He still has to have one more surgery to re-connect his bowels because they were twisted in the womb and it made a blind pouch. Thank god for a medical card for poor people. But as of right now I'm typing this from a computer in a hospital waiting room and sleeping in my car. Cuz I can't afford the two hours drive home and back. So just think what I tell myself. This to shall pass!!! And if nothing bad ever happened how in the world would ever appreciate the good stuff?