The difference between good and bad facial hair... - April 27, 2008
Periodically I'll get emails from guys asking my opinion on facial hair. First of all, why men read this site is beyond me. And why they care what my opinion of facial hair is, I don't quite understand either, but whatevs.
My stance on facial hair is not very strong. I feel like sometimes it's god awful, and sometimes it's kind of sexy. However, even when it's kind of sexy, it's complete murder on your girl's skin. You see, we get what's called make out rash. I recently has to slather my face with vaseline for two whole days after a date. I'm still breaking out. This is why I prefer the men I date to be clean shaven.
But let's discuss the difference between good and bad facial hair. Good facial hair means a little scruffiness all around. Bad facial hair mean a mustache, goatee, or any type of creative facial grooming. Not following me? I'll show you.
It's Sunday, so of course I've been watching golf (tangent: my boyfriend, Adam, won today, and looked SO fucking good doing it in a gorgeous Burberry sweater). So I'll use a golf example.
Sergio on Thursday = Good.
Sergio on Friday = Bad.
I'm not sure what's going on with the rodent that's taken up residence on his chin, but it has to stop. Did he get drunk and decide to shave his beard off? Was he running late and didn't have time to finish? Or does he think this is ok?
This is NEVER ok, boys. Never. Ok.
**Gratuitous photo of Adam in the gorgeous Burberry sweater holding his new trophy below...Isn't he just the dreamiest?
Posted by TheTrixie at 1:37 PM
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Is that really the same guy in both pics? Even if it is, I don't see the difference between the two, other than some shaving. The length doesn't look much different.
Posted by: jmt at April 27, 2008 09:16 PM
How did we come out of the same woman? Seriously.
Oh, and don't be talkin' shit about the UFC, bitch. Remember that day in the fifth grade when you were well within the circumference of Danny Eagle's iceball pelting reach while wearing your pink golashes which slid uselessly on the ice afront Phillip's Street Elementary--function > fashion, sorry to say--and your pigtails and arms were all akimbo in an overstuffed, fur-trimmed jacket the color of marigolds that hung in the midday sun, noticeable to Danny Eagle as a three legged Wildebeest with Tourettes? That was a day upon which you had mad respect for my front kick, didn't you?
Additionally, I'm not certain I would post three pictures of dudes in faggoty sweaters and polos with pencil-thin facial hair and pronounce their "sport" more masculine than MMA, but then I tend to be the one who sleeps with the straight guys. Cough *faghag* cough.
And do not ever--EVER--make fun of GSP's shoulders. Much magic lies within them.
Posted by: TheBunny at April 27, 2008 11:28 PM
I tell ya girl, there is never a good time for facial hair unless BigBoy is going 'downtown" and then it is appropriate to have 1-2 days growth.. Far more pleasure for the "downtown" district than just a tongue... But I must say that your picture contrast was right on... Somethin was fugly and so very wrong about that goatee thingamajig...
Posted by: Jeannette at April 29, 2008 11:35 AM
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