Things I learned at the PGA Championship - August 13, 2008
1. When Tiger is not in the field the number of douchebags at the tournament is significantly less. You know the ones I'm talking about...the guys that yell, "Get in the hole!" after a par 5 tee shot.
2. The pants really do make the man. I never thought Ian Poulter was attractive until Saturday when he wore those red plaids. And I may or may not have had several naughty thoughts about him since then.
3. A golf tournament is the best kept secret in town for meeting guys. Seriously, the number of attractive women at Oakland Hills was miniscule.
4. Check the weather report before leaving for the golf course. Otherwise you might end up wearing a white sundress in 68 degree, rainy weather. And you also might be forced to spend WAY too much on an ugly PGA Championship sweatshirt to wear over said white sundress.
5. Bring your umbrella if there's even a chance for rain, because that pairings sheet your holding over your head? It won't do the trick. Also, the moment you're holding the pairings sheet over your head like a moron is the moment Aaron Baddeley will make eye contact with you. It won't fail.
6. Camilo Villegas has longer hair than I do. He also looks somewhat tranny-like up close.
Overall it was a great trip, and contrary to the beliefs of everyone emailing me, I did not have to miss my boyfriend, Michael Phelps's, swims. They have TVs in Detroit. Shocking, I know.
Posted by TheTrixie at 10:19 AM
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Trixie -
I respectfully disagree with your 3rd point. It's not that attractive women don't attend golf tournaments, it's just that the amount of attractive women in metro Detroit is minuscule. Detroit's one of the fattest city's in the nation for christ's sake.
At the Tour Championship last September in Atlanta there were plenty of attractive women.
Posted by: qriusminds at August 13, 2008 12:30 PM
hope you didn't cock block Sergio Garcia again this year...
Posted by: Michael at August 13, 2008 01:58 PM
Why do you think he lost?
Posted by: thetrixie at August 13, 2008 03:18 PM
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