Top 5 - May 5, 2008
Everyone has a top 5 list. You know, the list of the 5 celebrities you're allowed to (in your dreams) sleep with should the opportunity (in your dreams) ever arise. Although a male friend of mine recently argued that guys should be allotted 10 celebs and women only 5 because we women stand a better chance of sleeping with our male celeb fantasies than they do. It's an interesting argument.
Here's my list (Please note, they are in no particular order. Unless I happen to actually meet one of them...then you're number one, baby. You've always been number one...call me!):
1. David Beckham: Absolutely no commentary needed. He's quite possibly the perfect male specimen...as long as he doesn't talk. (Ok, so I added commentary...shoot me).
2. Michael Phelps: That's right. The body makes the list. Don't hate.
3. Adam Scott: A beautiful professional golfer/Burberry model with an Aussie accent? Yes please!
4. Clive Owen: I always say the movie Closer is the most unrealistic movie ever because no woman would EVER dump Clive Owen for that awkward midget, Jude Law. It just wouldn't happen. Clive is hot.
5. Geoff Stultz: I watched both seasons of October Road in their entirety (some episodes twice) because of him. That's love right there, bitches. At one time I was going to have a t-shirt made that says, "I (heart) Eddie Latekka." That's right...I'm as pathetic as you think I am right now. But come on, he dates the chubby girl. It's like the cutest story line ever!
That's my list as of 5/5/08. I'm a fickle bitch. It can change.
Posted by TheTrixie at 9:50 AM
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OMG. Clive Owen. I'm obsessed. If you go on YouTube, you can watch all of his "driver, BMW" shorts. Then you can cry because you'll never have him. I spent the entire winter renting every movie Clive's been in. Closer is one of my favorites. Croupier is a close second. I'll Sleep When I'm Dead is good. Children of Men, King Arthur... Can you tell I'm a fan?
I would give up my college degree and a limb for him.
Posted by: Megan at May 5, 2008 10:48 AM
Geoff Stultz? For seriously?? I would rather have the brother. While not as tall, also not as follicularly challenged.
Posted by: C at May 5, 2008 01:33 PM
No way, dude. Geoff is taller. Taller always wins. Plus, the brother didn't play Eddie Latekka...major part of the appeal.
Posted by: thetrixie at May 5, 2008 01:46 PM
When one of my guy friends who happens to be straight told me that he has a man crush on Clive Owen, I was impressed with his taste. And I love the idea of an "I (heart) Eddie Latekka" t-shirt!
Posted by: GC at May 5, 2008 05:14 PM
When the LA Galaxy played the Chicago Fire, Becks, and some of his teammates went boozing at The Globe Pub. WHICH IS THREE BLOCKS FROM MY HOUSE.
I did not learn about this until the following day. Unfair.
Posted by: Joy @ Big Time Fancy at May 6, 2008 01:41 PM
OMG! My cousin's boyfriend is a regular at The Globe. What if he was in there and just happened to strike up a conversation with this really, really good looking footballer from across the pond? And he just happened to mention his charming, beautiful, single future cousin-in-law and the footballer was like, "I have to meet her!"
I think I just came.
Oh god...and Vicky could take me shopping after I was done doing her husband. And she'll introduce me to Marc Jacobs and the three of us will be BFF.
I'll stop now.
Posted by: TheTrixie at May 6, 2008 02:58 PM
Ha. You have a far richer imaginary life than myself, Trix.
Love ya! Mean it too!
Posted by: Judi at May 6, 2008 05:38 PM
i hate to ruin your dream about phelps... but i know for a fact that he has herpes. as a fellow athlete at the u of michigan, word (like stds) get around quickly. luckily i have managed to avoid the olympic mess like the plague.
TRIXIE EDIT: I will NOT permit anymore slanderous talk of my future boyfriend.
Posted by: anon. at May 12, 2008 09:18 PM
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